| The King Says: |
 "Before
I get into defining the various types of assholes that
exist within the kingdom, there are a couple of facts
that I would like to get out of the way first. Number
one, no two assholes are alike. That's right, just like
pretty little snowflakes, each asshole is totally unique
unto itself. Maybe someday instead of being fingerprinted,
we'll be assholeprinted. Huh. Number two, although the
same asshole can take on many different forms, when deciding
what type of asshole a girl has, I pick a description
that I feel fits her asshole the best. Yes, a Pink Pucker,
for example, can somtimes also have characteristics that
might put it into the Crinkly Wrinkly category, but that's
where my being The King comes in. I will ultimately decide
where I think it belongs, because afterall, this is my
kingdom, and that's why they pay me the big bucks (a free
membership to this site!)" |
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| Crinkly
Wrinkly:
The Crinkly Wrinkly, also sometimes called the Balloon
Knot, is one of the more unique looking assholes.
Although most assholes could be considered "puckered",
the CW has a little more skin to go around, which
when applied to a nice tight asshole, gives it that
classic puckered look. Examples of AssholeKingdom
subjects with a CW include: Alexis,
Scout |
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| Pink
Pucker:
The Pink Pucker is defined mostly by its...well,
pinkness. Its pink shade usually helps it to stand
out significantly from its surrounding area, like
a well placed target demanding your full and immediate
attention. The PP is often considered to be the
most girlie looking a-hole. Examples of AssholeKingdom
subjects with a PP include: Alex,
Brittney |
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Ring: The
Rising Ring is probably the easiest hole to identify.
The rising ring of flesh surrounding the anus gives
it its official name, but is also sometimes affectionately
called "asslips". Examples of AssholeKingdom
subjects with a RR include: Becca,
Sachi |
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| Winking
Star: Step
one when identifying a Winking Star is to make sure
it's not actually a Crinkly Wrinkly. Once you've
been able to determine that, it all comes down to
one thing. The folds of skin or "wrinkles"
must all fan out from one central point, the anal
opening, in straight lines, which give it its star-like
look. Examples of AssholeKingdom subjects with a
WS include: Gala,
Leila |
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