| The King Speaks: |
 "This
website is my kingdom, and I rule with an iron fist. I
am as close to an expert in female assholes as one can
get without getting a degree in proctology. I am the Savior
of the Sphincter, the Martyr for the Farter, the Picker
of the Pucker, and the Keeper of the Backdoor...I am the
TRUE Lord of the Rings!" |
| Who Is 'The King' ? |
The
King is the supreme authority (at least on this website)
when it comes to female assholes. Before he became King,
he was just another mega-fan of the female ass - perhaps
just like you. Over the years his obsession has grown
to such insane proportions that he went out and developed
this website.
"There was no good website dedicated to a woman's asshole," the King said. "So I set out to provide this source as a service to humanity."
Today, instead of the King spending hours surfing the internet for pictures of assholes, he now waits for them to come to him, via this website.
It's good to be King. |
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